chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.

Oh, so you're not a "real doctor," you're an eye dentist

by Pattyfitz December 7, 2014

California Dentist

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

by Pitman123 June 23, 2007

Dentist

Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.

My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed

by sk8s4d8s November 14, 2012

dentist

An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.

It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.

Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"

Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye

by anonymous, yo October 26, 2005

Dick Dentist

sexual term for ejaculating inside a girls mouth and using your dick as a toothbrush, and using your pubes as floss.

"That dick dentist he did was sooooooo gross"

by nononononoyes March 22, 2010

Downtistic

A disease which you have the attributes of a person with down syndrome and a person with autism.

damn @thicc.memesss instagram account is Downtistic

by Usjjehehsuejje August 9, 2017