While driving her long-haul truck, the Dieseldyke carefully plans her next visit to Portland. An alluring odor of drakkar noir and chew spit, is often advantageous when rival males are also competing for petite blonde females. She probably will ask you to call her Drew or Joey and she wears dark man-cut jeans which offer improved contouring for her ample clitoral bulge. She’s got a 5 o'clock shadow and robust shoulders which were evidently directly responsible for her acceptance into the ironworkers union.
She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a “ride home”. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.
Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though “it doesn't really work”, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.
She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a “ride home”. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.
Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though “it doesn't really work”, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.
Wow dude, did you see that Dieseldyke's girlfriend? I know I didn't.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad won’t let my mom or sister go back there.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad won’t let my mom or sister go back there.
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by Brian Morris May 30, 2005
Get the diesel fitter mug.A strain of cannabis originated from the Umass Amherst area, rumored to be an offshoot of the breader ChemDawg from the days of www.overgrow.com Was quite popular amoung weed conisuers in Boston and New York in 2000. Was originally a whispy light weight strain. Soma later introduced a strain called NYCSD "New York City Sour Diesel". Claims some rasta gave it to him in NYC, how ever this strain did not originate from NYC and was most likely was other strains bred for similarity with the original, most likely shares parentage with the currently popular grapefruit strain. Because of avalabilty Soma's obviously different strain at the peak of NYCSD popularity the original from the streets of New York became known as ECSD "East Coast Sour Diesel" You can still find the original at the Grey Area coffe shop in Amsterdam. RezDawg of Resivoir seeds uses the original Sour diesel in his sour diesel strains. How ever they have been bred for more weight while keeping the potency. RezDawg's sourdiesel strains are generaly cosidered the standard now.
So how to tell the difference, Sour diesel from soma or soma breeds will be a limey sorta green where as the original was a darker almost blueish hue. This darker hue is quite evident in the strains from Rezdawg. The original smells like a diesel fuel spill at a gas station when broken up where as the Soma strain has a fruity graipfuitish smell.
So how to tell the difference, Sour diesel from soma or soma breeds will be a limey sorta green where as the original was a darker almost blueish hue. This darker hue is quite evident in the strains from Rezdawg. The original smells like a diesel fuel spill at a gas station when broken up where as the Soma strain has a fruity graipfuitish smell.
sour diesel is commonly refered to as the Sour Deez, or the Deez pronounced like saying multiples Ds. Not to be confused with diesel which is a common term in NYC for herion. so it would be Got DEEZ instead of got diesel. you've been warned.
note: this is not a knock on Soma, he did invent or at least main stream the supercropping technique. However he did cause a lot of confusion that is still considered a low blow and betrayel to the original by most "elder" to the growing community. Name steeling such as unlicensed use of DJ Shorts Blueberry has caused quite a bit of fuss in the multimillion dollor seed buisiness.
note: this is not a knock on Soma, he did invent or at least main stream the supercropping technique. However he did cause a lot of confusion that is still considered a low blow and betrayel to the original by most "elder" to the growing community. Name steeling such as unlicensed use of DJ Shorts Blueberry has caused quite a bit of fuss in the multimillion dollor seed buisiness.
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Get the Now your sucking diesel mug.1. The term used to describe one who has surpassed being a regular diesel individual, and going to the point of Diesel Horse!
2. The act of basically owning whatever you are working on.
2. The act of basically owning whatever you are working on.
"Man he looked like a diesel horse, as he socked him in the nose."
"Barry Bonds if you want to be a diesel horse, just close you eyes, and let us put this needle in you. It is just saline to clean out your system."
"I just Diesel Horsed them noobs on the PS3!"
"Barry Bonds if you want to be a diesel horse, just close you eyes, and let us put this needle in you. It is just saline to clean out your system."
"I just Diesel Horsed them noobs on the PS3!"
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