DG90 Degree 

An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.

Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?

Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.

DG90 Degree by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009

90 Degree Tuck

When you get an erection at the wrong time and place, needing a quick escape. You tuck you penis into the top of your waistband at a 90 degree angle.

Person 1: Dude i had to go up to the board and write and then i got this massive boner

Person 2: Dude how'd you fix that shit?

Person 1: I 90 Degree Tucked that shit. Thank god for that quick getaway

90 Degree Tuck by CCSemtex June 4, 2012

Arts Degree Dispenser 

A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.

Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.

Arts Degree Dispenser by HimOfTheSouth September 24, 2011

Associate Degree 

Two-year degree offered by Community Colleges and some State Colleges. Known for attracting students of EVERY age, EVERY race, EVERY income background and EVERY academic ability.

Some Associate Degrees are actually very useful by themselves like Nursing, HVAC, Criminal Justice and some business fields but most are just stepping stones to get to a Bachelors degree.

MANY credits actually WILL transfer to a 4-year college. But this largely depends on which college you plan on going to. Obviously a top ivy league school or something close to that will be more selective but if your just looking for a decent/good college to finish your Bachelors Degree then you will be fine.

Johnny went to a Community College to get an Associate Degree. Now he has a decent middle class job.

Maria spent her first two years in Community College and then transferred to a 4 year college to finish off her degree and now has half as much debt as most of her graduating class at her 4-year school with the same degree

Associate Degree by Guy100 December 18, 2012

third degree 

Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series of many questions.

"Whats with the third degree!?"

third degree by Bama Self June 14, 2006

third degree 

to question in a harsh way and forceful way

The interrogator gave the witness the third degree.

When Ben thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, he gave her the third degree.

third degree by DCarma July 30, 2008

honorary degree

It means you have the piece of paper but you don't know anything.

Bob just received an honorary degree in law even though he never studied past high school.

honorary degree by Bono747 March 21, 2012