National be-nice-to-Anwar Day 

If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.

Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.

National be-nice-to-Anwar Day by Anwarsito November 28, 2019

Day off to J off 

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

Day off to J off by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

National listen to jayden day 

listen to jayden rn and play games whatever he wants

Oh did you listen to jayden today cause it’s national listen to jayden day

National listen to jayden day by jacobfreeman100 April 25, 2021

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day 

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020

National fw a nigga u used to hate day 

Bitchez n hoez jus b fw niggaz they used to hate on dis day

Bitchez n hoez: “Damn, i used to hate dat uglass nigga, but it’s National fw a nigga u used to hate day, and he kinda lookin fine!”

National fw a nigga u used to hate day by coccnballtorture January 21, 2021

September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day 

September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!

John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.

September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day by Jacky082 September 1, 2022

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007