DAFHAS

Acronym for Drunk as fuck, high as shit.

May be pronounced either as DAF-HAS or D-A-F-H-A-S.

Tonight I plan on getting DAFHAS

by micahaguas July 26, 2010

Dadfather

A man who provides assistance to his fellow fathers in need. He follows the mission to Advise Protect Support fathers and their children. Always available, a dadfather is a man you can trust.

1. A single dad tries to get his son to school before heading to work, and gets an emergency phone call... He hangs up and calls a Dadfather to step in and help protect and support his family while he deals with his emergency.
2. Depressed and neglecting his duties as a dad, Man reaches out to the dadfather for advice and support.
3. Single Dad trying to make ends meet can ask the Dadfather for assistance.
4. Fight for the rights of the single dad, be a dadfather!

by Sweasil McGeasil September 7, 2012

Daffy Ducking

Going totally out of control, hitting every button, flipping every switch, twisting every knob, but never the right one, all at once! Untill the crash. Like Daffy Duck in panic mode.

How Daffy Duck acts while in a panic mode. Looking like your Daffy Ducking the operation.

by Broadcast TV Guy December 1, 2013

Daffny

The cutest, funniest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet. Very talkative but talking to her is fun. Likes books and is cute when angry. Has a great personality and is very energetic. Is a great friend; you'd be lucky to be friends with a Daffny. Most of her jokes are corny but she gets really happy when somebody finds them funny. When you have a bad day, go talk to Daffny and you'll feel better. She always has fun stories to share. Everybody loves Daffny, it's hard to not like her.

Daffny is so short, sometimes it's hard to believe she's actually a highschooler.

by S ecret February 2, 2020

Daffy Duckin

N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack.

Jim said to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?"
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."

by JayPeezy September 26, 2008

Daffy Ducked

When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree.

Craig: "YES!"
Alli: "NO!"
Craig: "No."
Alli: "YES!"
Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me."
Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!"

by 4dreamcastonly July 21, 2006

Daffy Bint

British slang for 'Crazy bitch'

Tell that daffy bint to get the feck out

by PerryDaPlatapus November 18, 2013