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DAMN RIGHT I WILL GET A DAUGHTER SNIFFER MUG FOR MY BUDDY TRUMP! BIDEN IS A DAUGHTER SNIFFER. HE WILL SNIFF YOUF SON AS WELL. AND YOUR SON'S SON! AND YOUR SON'S SON'S SON! MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIEND'S SON UNTIL THE END OF THE SUN! DAMN, THERE ARE A LOT OF SONS!
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Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.
“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”
by mydtog September 15, 2022
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Daughter

The female offspring between two people who shared a life and a love strong enough to forge a soul. The female offspring who butts heads with her mom constantly because she secretly hopes to be like her someday because she loves and admires her mom deeply. The female offspring that a father knew once he held her that she would be his princess forever, and he would be her servant, until the day he hands her off to someone that will never be good enough to take care of her the rest of the way, and says quietly in her ear at her wedding as they dance, " you may be a woman now, but you'll always be my little girl, and if your spouse ever mistreats you, well you tell me and just like every cut, or bruise you ever had when you fell, daddy will be here to lift you up, treat your wounds and smash with anger whatever hurt my little princess".
A daughter is both fragile and pure strength!
by Thebiggestloser369 December 26, 2020
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Farmer's Daughter

Innocent looking girl, typically from Midwestern America. She seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have sex with as many people as possible. Watch out her dad WILL have a shotgun and WILL try to shoot you. If he doesn't kill you, her STD's will.
Geroge: Did you see Jessica's hot friend?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?
by Farmers_Helper October 11, 2010
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A Janitor's Daughter

The act of fucking a girl on all fours in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.
the stupid slut was being disrespectful, so i took her in the bathroom and gave her a janitor's daughter.
by NutzOnYaChin June 3, 2010
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daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
by Mike the Ekim January 2, 2006
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daughter

the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
by Invisigirl June 11, 2008
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