dysmorphtation

When you are intoxicated and you see three things that are the exact same but they look different.

1st person: How come your margarita is bigger than mine?

2nd person: it’s not, you’re just suffering from dysmorphtation

by McSmurfass June 21, 2022

Dystorphia

The dream world. A place of otherworldly mystifying essence. A state of almost zoning out as you give in to your deepest desires, falling down a rabbit hole near impossible to get out of. Yes, that is dystorphia.

PERSON 1: What's up with person 3?

PERSON 2: They just saw something they really wanted when they were mentally unstable and on the verge of going insane.

PERSON 1: Ah, they are in Dystorphia.

by Lavender_xo July 21, 2023

Dishmorphia

When you roommate, spouse, partner, or significant other believes they do the dishes more often than they actually do.

I know that you believe you did dishes every night last night, however you have dishmorphia because I did them.

by Igotwords December 11, 2021

Dysmorphed

The beloved Henry Moore, Scarlet: “I promise it’s a real word”

I’ve been dysmorphed

by Pussy denim April 22, 2022