doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.

"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."

by heresthestory February 9, 2017

Doomsday Raider

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out

Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo

by OldDogg April 28, 2021

fat doomsdays

When you puff the biggest or fattest cloud you can

Brandon:dude my vape puffs fat doomsdays

by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018

Doomsday

The day racism will end as believed to be written in the ancient scriptures.

Racism will end on the doomsday.

by Bean Laden May 1, 2021

The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.

Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”

by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019

Doomsday

Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.

Dude, I feel like I am having the WORST doomsday ever!

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023