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dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011
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dogshit tight

So fucking tight that it don’t make no fucking sense
Hey you fucking worms make sure you get that collar clamp dogshit tight or you’re fired maggits
by Hard Knox life December 16, 2020
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"I feel like dogshit that's been stepped in twice"
"And you look like it, too... did you take some aspirin?"
by BUBBLES! April 8, 2008
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DogShit step

Its crap, like all these other sub genre's. It sounds like a fucked diesel engine from an early 1980's Peugeot 205 but will sell out in the kLuBZ and make for some really good festival fodder.

Reminiscent of a scratched CD with essence of luke warm piss stained pair of chinos. A ridiculous noise that will no doubt end up in your MPshit collection at some point.

Step in that shit cross steppers.

DogShit step
Current Value, Donny, Lucio de Rimanez, Limewax and many more. - Proper Dogshit step
by Malcom shiddyarse September 6, 2012
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Dogshit Gamer

A person who sucks ass at playing video games. This type of gamer has zero skills and usually has "D3ViLGUy666X420x" as a gamertag. Dogshit gamers are also sweaty players who try unnecessarily hard to win a game as if there were real money on the line.
Dogshit gamer: 0h Mi gOd iM So PrO MaH tEaM SuKz I bEsT oNe wE lOsT CuZ mAh TeAm NoObz PlZ RepOrT UnINsTaLl gAMe

Real Gamer: We lost because you're a dogshit gamer kid.
by FlyingWeasel May 4, 2021
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dogshit tacos

someone who is discernibly worse at pong than everybody else on the table; of or related to anyone who is dogshit tacos at pong.
Dude 1: Yo why is Ressler playing on A-side?
Dude 2: I have no idea, he is fucking dogshit tacos at pong.
by jbfresh2 January 27, 2012
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dogshit dancing

The dance people do when they have dogshit on their shoe and they are wiping it around in the grass to get it off.
What's she doing? She's dogshit on her shoe, she's dogshit dancing.
by Retawztif August 7, 2015
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