The Daves

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.

I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.

by tuner infante October 24, 2011

shaq diesel

A large, powerful or looming object or person

a: shit dawg, why you hittin on that big ass girl, she's fuckin' SHAQ DIESEL!

b: Damn, you see homeboy's new truck? That bitch is shaq diesel!

c: Man, you see that asshole get decked, fuckin' layed out?! He layed a shaq diesel beating on that queer ass!

by Cameron Aloysious April 5, 2004

Digestin' Clothes

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.

Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.

by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

Diesely

1. To be or act diesel. Of diesel status.

2.. Maximally Bad ass.. Awesomely Awesome. Completely unstoppable, Like Darth Vader on gorilla hormones.

3. Dominating. Like a pittbull on a Maltese.
4. Majorly Destructive. Annihilatory. Like nuking an ant farm.
5. Of Epic proportions. Massive. Gigantopithicus. Like Voltron after full assembly.

Man #1: I wish I could be more diesely.
Man #2: You mean like Clint Eastwood in Gauntlet?
Man #1: Yeah...but more like the Beverly Hills Cop version of the "Neutron Dance"
Man #2: wow.....now that's diesely...so basically smashin?
Man #1: yup, on some "Ang Diesel" type status.
Man #2: (eyes wide, jaw hangs agape)

by mcbain02 August 6, 2013

Diesha

The most beautiful woman inside and out

She is so DIESHA

by Shaneedie January 11, 2017

*Fucking Dies*

when you fucking die retard

Person #1: *Fucking Dies*

by Oriating October 28, 2019

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009