Dick whipped

Monique & Madeline

Isn’t it how sad Monique & Madeline are dick whipped? RIP

by Momooooooe January 19, 2021

Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.

Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.

by JJBravo June 19, 2024

whipping your dick around

1. Exhibiting dominance in such a manner that you are compelled to unzip your pants and hit people with your meat.

2. Sticking it to someone so badly in fantasy football as if you are simply wagging your penis in your opponents face.

3. Exerting yourself as the alpha male by hitting other men in the face with your dick.

1. I knew David was in a groove when he dropped his pants and whipped his dick around the living room.

2. Damn Zach, why you gotta be whipping your dick around after hitting that basket?

by etrain004 November 8, 2009

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

by the badger killer December 12, 2012

dickwhipped

someone, usually a girl, who is completely controlled by her man

Lucie wanted to go to the store but as soon as her man said "No, you can't go" she didn't go. That chick is dickwhipped.

by BkLyN ShOrTy 06 January 6, 2004

dickwhip

the smacking or stiking with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually of a woman's face or ass

I like to dickwhip her bare ass as she brushes her teeth in the morning.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

dickwhipped

the equivalent of pussywhipped but reversed in a hetero relationship

His dick was so good I’m dickwhipped.

by chase Nielson July 4, 2021