Dense cloud

Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.

Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.

by hyattandy January 13, 2009

Dense Cabbage

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019

Dense breast

A strong breast,a breaat that holds its own and doesn't need man to support it or its family

You're one dense breast

by Billnyethenazispy November 15, 2016

Dense Breast

Breasts that hold their own. Not flappy or non-existent.

Timothy: Sarah's breasts are poppin' man.
Juan: No, Haley's got dense breasts, Sarah's are popped.

by Shady2.0 December 12, 2016

Dense batty

It is a boy called Oakley who his brother and him like to eat each other’s batty therefore called dense batty. The same goes for his ex Kate. Dense batty.

Oakley has a dense batty

by Aidsdog February 18, 2020

Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

Dense Motherfucker

Someone who makes doesn't think well enough

I am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherfucker

by Your Mutha November 19, 2013