Dad

The parent that shits in your bathroom. Also takes a ton of shit. Your dad is super loving actually, except most people find fathers to be inconsiderate fucks. No one cares if your father forced told you to buy your own house. And no one cares that your dad supports the 2nd amendment. Back to the other shitting part, his shits are fucking MASSIVE. I'm talking like holy shit massive, like your toilet cannot be unclogged massive.

Welp. My son is gay, the other is a right wing, and my daughter's a feminist. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself. Am I a good dad? Yeah.

by The Ugly Prince December 14, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

A night of binge drinking will almost certainly result in DADS the morning after.

by StupidSexyWizard January 13, 2017

Dad

Something I don't have.

My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.

by Disappointment to my family January 16, 2017

Dad

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

by Al dawg January 31, 2020

dad

he left me when i was 1 for milk :(

dad left me mom

by toxfn November 16, 2020

Dad

The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.

“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”

by Sebastian III December 11, 2021

Dad

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021