Jubber Dubber Doodle

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

dabbed out

When you are dabbed out, you are so high due to taking dabs (Butane Hash Oil) that you are in a state of (semi/un)consciousness.

It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".

Tony: "Oh man it's so late but I haven't even caught a buzz yet... Are you tryin' to do another dab?"

Blake: *zzz*

Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."

Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."

by ace1023 October 21, 2013

dobber heid

an idiot, scottish slang.

you're a dobber heid!

by fxxckface January 28, 2009

Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Dabbler

One who pays money to do stand-up comedy on a part-time basis. Typically a failure even on open mic night. Gets no laughs/bombs often.

John is a dabbler in stand-up comedy, however, he isn't funny at all.

by Wasabi Fooktardi May 4, 2022

dobber

A Glasgow term for a dick head or in general just a stupid cunt.

See u, I'll punh ur cunt in ya fukin dobber.

by bettadayz October 18, 2015

dauberkartel

brazilian cartel smuggling drugs through emigration

1: wow, is he really a member of the dauberkartel?
2: yes he is.
1: amazing. i heard they move to other countries to sell drugs!

by @Holshobb November 10, 2022