curly ho

Lazy, ass-kissing curly-haired harlot who worships man whores and potatoes. At the age of 39, she still resides at home with mommy and daddy and is dependent on them. A backstabber, she has a fake, insincere laugh, and plays the victim for circumstances she herself created. On her phone all day instead of working. A shadow who follows potatoes like a guide dog.

Hark! I spot a curly ho following a potato!

by Wacko and Sexy March 4, 2021

Curly Cobra

A small man into female Gladiators and likes telling facts and likes mining

Person 1: I have a crush on Lara in our class

Curly Cobra : I prefer big sweaty female Gladiators with nice fat toes

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Curly-haired children bring curly luck

Children with curly hair allegedly bring curly luck. Curly luck can be a different term for bad luck and misfortune. Therefore this saying means “children with curly hair have bad luck”

Say a child with curly hair trips on a banana peel you would say “curly-haired children bring curly luck”

by tvgirlsruletheworld July 15, 2023

curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008

Curly Whirly

A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)

"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

curly goodies

the secret garden that some people have in their pants. Sometimes has living creatures (crabs/lice) in it. Comes in a variety of colors. Gingers are special in that they have a fire crotch while other people have normal crotchesof varying colors. The surprise is for you to find out...

Tyler rolled down his pants too low, so Lindsey and I got a glimpse of his curly goodies.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters September 15, 2009

curly haired dude

Possibly one of the most attractive, smart, and funniest human beings. He has all looks, brains and humor. He has long curly hair, gaining his nickname "Curly Haired Dude", or "Curly".

Girl 1: Hot damn that guy has curly hair
Girl 2: Yeah, that's Curly Haired Dude.

by sweatypineapples December 28, 2013