Cuntentines Day

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

by emily&vicki March 2, 2011

cuntdette

The type of person who is a cunt and also a dette. Cuntish in that fact that they will likely have low moral boundaries, prone to the odd early stage abortion and partial to semen flavored avocado smash. Detteish because to be a dette signifies a completely immature approach to anything that requires a post pubescent level of response

Why does that girl look like she hates life?

Don't even go there dude she's a cuntdette

by Grwrongun March 8, 2017

Cuntdescension

The opposite of mansplaining; when a woman turns into medusa and explains in that bitchy tone.

Excuse my cuntdescension, it's just PMS.

by Meo^x^ January 22, 2018

cuntersunk

A well used pussy indented by over or hard use

Tommy gave me a hard pounding last night, I ended up Cuntersunk

by Chives2001 September 1, 2021

Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

Cunter

v. to be a bitch right in another persons face. Also to be an obnoxious piece of shit.

All of her roommates are pissed at her. She was talking with someone and gave a cunter rundown of her opinion of each of them.

by Dell556 April 21, 2010