Binge cuffed

When you continue to binge watch the later seasons of a show that got progressively worse because you’re already so invested that you can’t stop watching.

I know Weeds was almost unwatchable after Season 3, but I was so binge cuffed I couldn’t stop watching.

House of Cards Season 6 was so terrible that I wasn’t even binge cuffed.

by Jimmy Pato April 11, 2022

cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon January 31, 2008

cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.

Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."

by men_in_black_1000 October 18, 2010

cuffed and stuffed

Being tied up (wrists and ankles) and your holes filled with buttplug and/or dildo.

Jannet likes being cuffed and stuffed.

by splinter5588 August 17, 2015

muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile February 8, 2016

cloud cuffing

cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.

Adam that girl on tinder is cloud cuffing you

by Josh Edds November 28, 2017