cucumberman

a man who shoved a red cucumber up his ass. he now patrols the city of titti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cucumbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody's ass.

Tom: oh shit cucumberman shoved a cucumber up my ass
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding

by Duck in a Hole July 23, 2016

cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

Cumcumber

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

by Ibola February 18, 2021

cucumbernimbus

A sarcastically bad mispelling of the word cumulonimbus, a type of cloud.

I hate learning about clouds. Everything's so boring. I don't have time for this cucumbernimbus bullsh*t.

by Thomas's things July 7, 2021

Salty Cucumber

Dick, Penis, Schlong, Johnson

Sylwia loved Chris' salty cucumber so much although the doctors were very concerned with the sores

by SanderVO August 17, 2016

cucumber slumber

putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.

I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.

by Hiawatha October 23, 2006

cucumber

a vegetable, green and elongated.

May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.

by salad face March 14, 2007