cruntibate

The act of crunching one's penis during masturbation.

While I was masturbating to Shrek porn, Greg cruntibated me.

by MemeCreamer May 6, 2022

Crunknap

1. To be held captive but in the end be completely fine with it.

Pasttense Krunknapped

Krunknapping

The man feared going to prison as felt like he was being kidnapped, but he soon realized free bed, no rent, and free food, he had been Krunknapped. Crunknap

by Certifiedgurky August 2, 2022

cuntina

an affectionate name for someone or something who is serving cunt in a good way

“This is my cat she’s so cuntina”

by coffeewhaleshrimprat April 25, 2025