crumsting

when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging

ahh i've got a massive crumsting

by yatesy June 21, 2007

Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

Urban Crimping

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013

crumptitous

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

crumping

Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.

Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.

by kitty kat :3 December 24, 2009