Cruise Slut

A woman that signs up for a Singles Cruise, gets smashed every night on the boat and proceeds to screw as many guys as possible. Of course the woman denies it to the rest of the group, yet her roommate tells everyone she has enough condoms and lube to fuck an army!

"Did you get a piece of that cruise slut? Yeah...I did her in my cabin last night."

by captain of the seas October 4, 2007

blunt cruise

Smoking a marijuana cigar while driving around in a vehicle.

I just got this kush you wanna go for a blunt cruise?

by Stay Hi May 4, 2008

Land Cruiser

Satans 4x4 of choice for travelling the underworld through lava crossings and mountain terrain of samurai swords with titanium spikes of fire attached to tungsten spikes of fire.

Satan to the Grim Reaper...Hey Grim, Watch this Land Cruiser rip the bull bar of this bogged Nissan patrol.

by GetaCruiser February 14, 2018

cruise crud

The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.

Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.

by ChadleyMeow September 4, 2016

Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.

It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!

by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011

Tom Cruise’d

The Act of not just running fast somewhere behind schedule, but running at full maximum speed beyond the point of exertion. An all out super sprint as if you were the secret agent Ethan Hunt.

Friend 1: Dude how did you beat me here on foot when you live on the other side of town?

Friend 2: How do you think? I Tom Cruise’d.

by Trey Dontell September 5, 2019

JC Cruisers

Old school leather sandals. Like the typical leather or rope version that were worn in Jerusalem during the time period that Jesus was alive. Can also be found on 40+ year old men, who wear sandals to events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Can also be referred to as any type of men's or woman's sandals when someone takes a header because they blow out their sandal.

Did you see that waiter take a shitter with that full tray of drinks? It looks like he tripped because they were not wearing real shoes. He tripped on the JC Cruisers.

I dropped a hammer on my foot and all I was wearing was JC Cruisers.

by Mongoliod1535 April 20, 2021