"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
by Sparf-meef May 5, 2007
by Phil-yah July 5, 2006
"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"
by dacrouton January 18, 2012
Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
by Gastrogary January 31, 2011
When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.
Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.
by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019
A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.
by Notadirtycrouton123 March 5, 2016