Cronk

A term that is the upmost offensive term out there. The use off such a word will get you shunned off by your friends, and either forgotten, or despised.

One could just say, "Cronk." As it is most sufficiently used when by it's self.

by Granduncle Ted March 28, 2022

Cronk

Similar to the word cranky. In other words someone who is a bit pissed off

That kid looks Cronk

by Wizard101 kracken boss July 21, 2017

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked

1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)

by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021

Cronk

Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,

the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk

The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!

by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.

Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!

by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022

cronk

a word you can use as a swear word but its not bad

cronk! I just stubbed my toe

by honeybuzzbuzz May 30, 2023