The name Cronk describes a beautiful and friendly boy. They're really kind and try to make the situation better by telling that everything is gonna be alright :D
by Meep man :D February 2, 2020
Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.
by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022
A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.
by Professor Wow December 8, 2006
Logan Cronk is a sad person.
by BigLolNoob November 9, 2020
by MadisonJago April 18, 2021