Crispilator

Person lifting shirt and flipping hair simutaniouly

Dave does the crispilator to lure michelle in,

by Robert J. Sweet April 12, 2008

Crisping

When you to embarrassed to eat crisps around people cause of the noise it makes. So you suck them instead of chewing them.

Rachel was to embarrassed to eat her crisps when starting her new job so she quietly sat there crisping.

by Bwooly1001 June 29, 2016

Crispify

to burn something or in the act of something being burned

"I crispfied our dinner, so let's go out to eat!"
"I dropped a match n I thought the whole house was gonna crispify!"

by ~*Purplelectrica*~ October 27, 2003

St. Crispin's day

Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.

St. Crispin's day is gay.

by BettyLou April 18, 2007

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon

A made-up term that is commonly used as an attention test or honesty test of some sort. It is used to see if people will lie or tell the truth when faced with a question they’re unsure about. The hope is that people will be truthful, but sometimes, for whatever reason, sometimes they aren’t.

Are you familiar with the Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon? ...Yes? ...Well then, I guess you're a liar then.

by Harked July 21, 2023

Crispit

To claim you own something that you don't

That basketball is mine, and this is my side of the court.
The court and ball are for everyone. Don't be a crispit.

by Therealness4ya October 28, 2023