very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020
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Crim is the essence of power, chaos, or lowkey genius. It’s what you say when something hits hard, goes off the rails, or somehow makes money, pain, and hustle look hot. It’s neutral by nature — the act can be shady or glorious — but it’s always massive.
Meanings include:
A boss move
A crime-adjacent flex
A mistake so bold it circles back to being smart
Something stupid that worked
Money being made in a morally gray way
Definition:
Crim is the essence of power, chaos, or lowkey genius. It’s what you say when something hits hard, goes off the rails, or somehow makes money, pain, and hustle look hot. It’s neutral by nature — the act can be shady or glorious — but it’s always massive.
Meanings include:
A boss move
A crime-adjacent flex
A mistake so bold it circles back to being smart
Something stupid that worked
Money being made in a morally gray way
“Dude I convinced this guy to pay me $500 to delete his own website. That’s a fuckin’ crim.”
“I just raw dogged my taxes with TurboTax AI. Real crim hours.”
“You see that burnout into the creek? Crim activity.”
“Crim.” (simply said with reverence)
“I just raw dogged my taxes with TurboTax AI. Real crim hours.”
“You see that burnout into the creek? Crim activity.”
“Crim.” (simply said with reverence)
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
Get the Crim mug.Crim is a mixture of the words “cry” and “cum”. Usually used in a comedic sense.
Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
Future tense/general: Crim
Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
Future tense/general: Crim
by KISSINGBUFFMEN October 13, 2022
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Short for criminal. Used in situations when something is strange or outrageous, when something should be illegal.
-Dude you’re eating that burrito sideways? That’s so crim.
-The price of the chipotle guacamole is crim.
-The price of the chipotle guacamole is crim.
by Slyly January 26, 2024
Get the Crim mug.A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.
Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
by Ares_psychosis December 21, 2013
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