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wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine
Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!
by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010
mugGet the wine crimemug.

Victimless Crime

A crime committed by an individual or a group for financial gain in which no citizen gets physically harmed or killed, the only victimization from these crimes are a financial loss from a corporation, a bank, or a government entity, which are usually justified by those committing these crimes because of how much those entities screw citizens on an everyday basis.

Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.

Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.
Billy Ray: Hey Jimbo, you ever heard of credit card skimming? We can go place these over the card readers at the corner store and have cvvs for days!! It's a victimless crime, definitely will not result in a trip back to the state pen for the 3rd time!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!
by SouthernWoodPecker May 15, 2022
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War Crimes

The thing that countries involved in the war can't go 5 seconds without committing during war times.
"Countries do love committing war crimes during war times. Especially Japan and the USA during WWII."
by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022
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Shit Crime

Its Art of defecating in a public place, Bathroom, Parking Lot, Car in Parking lot, Dog chained to tree, Not only to defecate,
but to intentionally shit on the unit in question, its is more amusing if one can generate the "shotgun shit"
Its a disgusting act of fecal matter basically blown all over someones private property,
Hey Rocket!, That was a nice "Shit Crime" you did at Dennys last night, Almost like that "Shotgun Shit" in that Vette Last week........
by Rocket226 August 18, 2009
mugGet the Shit Crimemug.

Crime Community

A more sophisticated way to refer to organized crime. Often useful when the connotations of "the mob" or "my gang" don't work in a situation. The term is often used in the media as an official term for organized crime.
Today, members of Detroit's crime community announced plans to expand drug and weapons availability throughout the city.
by dtbos December 2, 2010
mugGet the Crime Communitymug.

Crime Dawg

A person who takes a bite out of crime or is the master of crime. The master of crime-a-monies.
You're such a crime dawg Mash!
by biggie smalls November 12, 2003
mugGet the Crime Dawgmug.

fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid
That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.
by Butchie December 19, 2003
mugGet the fashion crimemug.

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