Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

mud cricket

Almost all of Elsie, MI.

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.

Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.

by putter4646 February 28, 2017

crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

ghetto cricket

The sound a smoke detector makes when a new battery is needed

Your ghetto cricket needs its battery changed.

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

crickets

-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

panty crickets

STDs--crabs, scabbies, etc...

Don't let dirty boys touch you, or you will get panty crickets.

by BSpears December 16, 2007

cricket

A game that Indians are very, very serious about.

So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket: a serious game.

by Chester Bogus December 22, 2007