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credit card roulette 

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
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credit card bitch 

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship
I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

Credit card info 

The thing you say for a twitch streamer or a YouTube star
Guy 1: hey yo you see her ass on twitch heard she got an onlyfans

Guy 2: damn bro can I get her credit card info
Credit card info by Bat puss May 22, 2021

credit card debt 

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card
oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.
"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"
credit card hippie by Carl April 4, 2005

Credit Card Swipe 

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

credit card rejected 

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.
I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.