Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

crank that skrong

getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends

yo bro you really cranked that skrong!

when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal

by renmare February 6, 2024

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.

friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”

by mdizzzle May 27, 2023

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

crack that cookie

Crack that cookie means to either take the virginity of a female or to know that you have a large dick and mostly any female you fuck pussy is going to be tight or it just be a tight pussy chick that ain't fucked in some time and you bussin that pussy open..

You should let me come over tonight and crack that cookie luv.

by DADDY_NYCE757 July 6, 2016

that crack

The Shit, The best, ect...

That new Nas song is that crack.

by AC March 20, 2005

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022