crappler

Toilet that does not flush properly.

Why do I have to have the room near the crappler?

by Pittz November 8, 2006

Alge Crumpler

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

Cromplet

Crom-plet

Crazy compatible couple.

Person one and person two are cromplets

by dyingwhale October 26, 2014

crampling

The act of crushing sea shells on a sandy beach with ones foot, thus enabling the creation of more sand.

Crampling is my favourite thing to do on a beach. I just love being responsible for creating more sand!

by f_unkymunky October 31, 2017

Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

crambles

A merging of the teams Crunk and Shambles, headed by youtubers SimonisCRUNK and Dan2Shambles.

'Team Crunk or Shambles?' 'I'm in Team Crambles!'

by xo3 July 28, 2009

Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011