The Baby's Cradle

The Baby's Cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. This may require some physical strength from both man and woman.

"Dude Craig did you give Jessica The Baby's Cradle last night?", Craig " I sure did, and man my arms hurt."

by The Grotesque Groan June 13, 2009

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

rob the cradle

to date a girl thats much younger than you, or thats just plain young(say 14 or younger)

"Man, jimmy's girlfriend is 13, hes robbin' the cradle!"

by cody July 1, 2003

Cradles

A good song made by Sub Urban.

Hey man did you hear Sub Urban's new song Cradles.

by Xoviak May 14, 2019

robbing the cradle

Get them before the hair does.

Most of the 20 something guys that hit on the girls 15 and younger, because they're easy.

by RevStan January 8, 2004

Cradle of Filth

A decent gothic/extreme metal band from England. Though talented in their own right, the band is almost ruined by their 15 year old hot topic fans. These idiots generally know nothing about metal and think Cradle is black metal because they said "Satan" and "Hell" in one of their songs. Cradle isn't black metal for the record, and the band actually rejects the term.

Stereotypical Cradle of Filth Fan: OMG! Dani Filth is the greatest writer and musician of all time! There is no better band in the world! They are so BLACK METAL, they make that guy from Norway look like a homo! And he's sooooo hot!! Every line he writes is soo deep, I wish he wasn't married and I'm a dude!
Non-retarded person: ... *slap*

by Shadow Prometheus January 23, 2009

cradle Catholic

A person baptized as a Catholic as a baby or young child and raised in a religious family, usually attending religious schools throughout childhood. Often (but not necessarily) said with the implication that the person is Catholic in Name Only (CINO), remaining with the religion only because they were raised with it.

I'm a cradle Catholic, so it would trouble my parents if they found out that I'm actually an atheist.

by Wolpertinger November 11, 2010