The Covenant

The first race of hostiles you will encounter in Halo. Consists of grunts, elites, hunters and jackals.

Killing a group of 2 or more jackals in close combat on legendary and without a plasma weapon is a bitch.

by sux0r October 2, 2003

covenant

the Covenant is a basically a group of Aliens bonded together under 1 religion. Like the previous person mentioned, it consists of the Grunts, the Jackals, The Elites, the Hunters, The Brutes, the Drones, the engineers, and the Prophets. The Covenant have gathered most of their ranks through force, either the race joined them, or the plasma bombarded the hell out of the planet.

Cortana-"covenant dropship in bound"

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

arc of the covenant

The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else.

My favourite part was the instant I released the piss from my vas deferens and it began the arc of the covenant

by Rolfus January 9, 2008

lady of convenience

A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.

*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!

Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.

Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!

by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015

mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

by Nicole February 16, 2004

new hope covenant church

A fucked up place in Oakland CA where people go to become complete tools. The tools cannot see they are tools because they are to busy lying to themselves.

"Are you a free thinker? Lets go to New Hope Covenant Church to fix that."

by subtype October 4, 2009