The Final Countdown 

A trashy 80's metal song about space travel by a Swedish metal band called Europe. One can be entertained by listening to this song for hours.

Haha The Final Countdown is playing. What a crappy song.

The Final Countdown by Karl April 5, 2005

comment countdown 

The time someone must wait until they can talk about a leaving person or persons, so that they will not hear. Usually to criticize or laugh about something involving the leaving person(s).

Waitress: I'll be right back with your order.

Comment Countdown Begins: 5... 4.... 3....

Person 1: Dude that waitress was bangin.

Person 2: Way to break the comment countdown, I think she heard you.

comment countdown by tcm96 May 31, 2010

The Final Countdown 

The act of making love to a woman.
Referring to the "countdown" until you ejaculate or just ejaculation.

Dude, I would so totally give that girl The Final Countdown.

The Final Countdown by Jables246 September 19, 2009

Final Countdown 

A dude straps C4 to the inside of a terminally ill woman, with the objective of seeing if she dies first from her illness or from his penis detonating the explosive.

That final countdown the other night totally blew my dick off!

Final Countdown by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Bitch Switch Countdown 

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

Bitch Switch Countdown by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

Watching Countdown 

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

Watching Countdown by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

BK Countdown

When you are miserable at your job and can't wait to leave, you are on the BK Countdown!

I'm so tired at this raggedy job. I'm on the BK Countdown, baby!

BK Countdown by superfly100 March 6, 2018