catty bitches

When two or more girls, age is unimportant but usually between 2-99 years, are threatened by the other. The use of snappy put downs over hair, make up, body image, boyfriends, money, lack of or excessive sexual relations, anything that they think will hurt the others feelings and strike at their insecurities.

Kelly: and Cathy said "Oh my god Britney, your hair cut makes you look shorter, but like you still look like you weigh the same." Then Britney goes "Jeez, Cathy, I'm surprised you took time away from looking for guys you think have money to blow to notice." I mean, she does blow every guy with a BMW, and I'm all like :With both of you dressed in last year's style, neither of you should be talking."

Brad: I thought you were all friends.

Kelly: But we are.

Brad: No you're just a bunch of catty bitches.

Kelly: If you can't be supportive of me, I really don't think this is going to work out.

Brad: You told Cathy I just got that new M3, right?

by Misty Bottoms September 9, 2013

cotton slut

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.

I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.

by Casedork September 24, 2004

catty bitch

insecure woman who needs to slander because she is jealous

ie: diane is such a catty bitch seriously

by fagheart May 16, 2008

Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017

cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021

cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003