constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

Constituents

A friend, someone who helps you, a person who is always for you and supports you

Charles: is u or is u ain't my constituents

by Evo Reset June 22, 2018

read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

by nasalini November 2, 2007

Anti-constitutionalistically

Something very hard to say when your drunk

you try saying Anti-constitutionalistically when your drunk

by zombieee October 3, 2007

Constitution

What george bush and dick cheney will change so good ol bushy can have another 20 yrs in office

giddyup horsey yeehaw im the president

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

constitution party

United States 3rd Party

Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.

The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.

Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.

Official Website of the US Constitution Party
http://www.constitutionparty.com/

Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.

by David J M July 24, 2008

postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

by birq September 18, 2006