Cosmic Rolley

when you get the zig-zags out ready to make a joint and theres only one left better make your self a one-skinner kid

bill clinton: my fellow amercian skin up

me: cant theres only one skin left

bill clinton: make a cosmic rolley then?

me: yeah

by cosmic-rolley December 17, 2012

Cosmic Bowling

1. Actual bowling with lazer lights and blacklights.

2. Lesbian form of sexual bowling, where one girl puts her thumb in the ass of another girl, and her ring and middle finger in the vagina.

1. "Dude, cosmic bowling is awesome! Wear white and you'll glow!"

2. "Heyy babayy, I wanna go cosmic bowling. Is your boyfriend away?"

by LezzieLovers August 1, 2009

Cosmic Synergy

Fate coming to fruition. The energy of the world falling into place as it should. The knowledge of the greater workings of the universe. Feeling at peace with wherever your life goes. Going with the flow. Knowing the fate of the world is out of your hands and all will be as it should in the end.

Q: Do you ever feel there's something greater at work here?
A: It's cosmic synergy baby!

I've accepted that the cosmic synergy of my life is out of my hands.

"Hmm.... I feel all is right in the world. There's an inner peace inside me."
-"cosmic synergy"

by Acapo December 9, 2013

Cosmic Cowboy

A style created by country rock legend Gram Parsons. A sophisticated version of cowboy style, western wear, and some flashy rock n roll elements.

Someone into this style can often be seen wearing retro clothing and vintage 60s & 70s jewelry, along with cowboy boots and other elements of country and western style.

He's not your typical redneck, he's a sophisticated cosmic cowboy!

by PrimeTimeChuck August 18, 2019

Cosmic Irony

A type of irony in which Fate, the Universe, God, or whichever omnipotent force you choose makes it their sole purpose to mess with your life. They like to screw you over, and watch the mayhem while laughing at your misfortune.

Never knowing why things went wrong in his life, Mike felt like the victim of some sort of cruel cosmic irony.

by FRC July 29, 2005

cosmic gay

A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.

Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*

by cosmic joe April 24, 2020

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022