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corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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Nebraska Corn Husk

An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.
My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.

Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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corn-fed

(adj.) applied to Midwesterners, either male or female, that are healthy and strong. Women can take this as either an insult or a compliment, as the term is generally considered to be on equal footing with the adjective 'stout'.
That chick has bigger arms than me! She is definitely corn-fed.
by The Limited August 1, 2007
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Corinthia

A vibrant and highly intelligent woman who lights up every room she walks into. She is a very rare gem and has exceptional beauty. She is trustworthy and loyal to her death. She is one of the most capable women in the world and she knows very well exactly what she is capable of. She is the best friend you could ever have but an even better lover or wife. She is an amazing mother. When she falls in love she will fall harder than any other woman.
Have you met Corinthia? She is the most amazing woman I have ever met!
by Queen Sweetpea February 3, 2010
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Corena

Corena meaning and name origin Corena \c(o)-re- na\ as a girl's name is a variant of Cora (Greek), Corin (Latin) and Kora (Greek), and the meaning of Corena is " A young maiden". Corin-Corina shorth or in reference to the book of Corinthians. In Greek mythology, Cora is the daughter of Zeus. The name Corena sounds like Carena, Correna, Corene, Coren, Korena, Corina, Coreana, Corona and Coryna.

Cheerful, friendly, fun, kind, helpful, loving, understanding, sympathetic, free, methodical, honest, trustworthy, Open-minded, LOYAL. Sometimes known to be passive, can be impatient, and impulsive at times. A good talker/promoter and seldom allows herself to worry over uncontrollable issues. Definitely a lover and not a fighter but will fight with every ounce of her being for what she loves. Believes control is over rated and knows balance is best. Enjoys lifting others, and abhors conflict. Will do whatever it takes to avoid confrontation by every possible angle; so much so, others may see her as fickle/indecisive but her intentions are never from a deceiving or “shady” place. Believes in system and order. Always looking for an opportunity to achieve financial and emotional security. Her greatest strength is her resiliency and her quest for fairness, peace, love and harmony.
A hater can't stop Corena from doing or getting what she wants.

Girl, you know if you need anything, Corena always got your back.
by MiZZSupaE February 12, 2014
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corn race

A traditonal camping game where all participants eat a can of corn and the first person to produce a corn poo wins.
Chuck was devestated when he only took second place in the corn race.
by freshmaker December 17, 2004
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Katie May Coring

The Queen of Everything; Including your man! The most sexy, and gorgeous bad ass chick whom is so bad that she is good.
Damn look at her! She’s a straight up sexy boss chick! She must be on her Katie May Coring shit!
by SamPedro May 2, 2021
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