He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.
by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004
The best made sports car in America, possibly the world. Corvettes are renowned for their awesome looks, great performance, and amazing chickmagnet properties. Faggots that think their rice burner imports can own a Vette need to go back to riceland and die from SARS. Other people who say Corvettes aren't good are usually found starring on shows like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and movies like "Brokeback Mountain"
Corvette owners realize the advantage of a relatively low priced car that can compete with much more expensive Italian exotics. Corvette Z06's own the competition, everyone else is just wasting moeny and begging to be owned by American Muscle.
Corvette owners realize the advantage of a relatively low priced car that can compete with much more expensive Italian exotics. Corvette Z06's own the competition, everyone else is just wasting moeny and begging to be owned by American Muscle.
Girl 1:WOW that guy has a Corvette Z06. Let's go fuck his eyeballs out.
Girls 2,3,4 &5: OK!
Girl 6:I'll bring my twin sister.
Othercar Owner: Damn I wish I a Corvette instead of this cuntbucket foreign piece of shit.
Girls 2,3,4 &5: OK!
Girl 6:I'll bring my twin sister.
Othercar Owner: Damn I wish I a Corvette instead of this cuntbucket foreign piece of shit.
by flippin filipino February 17, 2006
An ugly cheaply-made car chevy puts out. Basically a tin can. Crumbles in any accident because only asses drive them anyway. Has an abnormally big ugly ass end.
jess: my eclipse totally took that corvette today.
corey: yeah, i saw it's ass end fly into a telephone pole because it couldn't handle that turn and then it crumbled like a tin can.
corey: yeah, i saw it's ass end fly into a telephone pole because it couldn't handle that turn and then it crumbled like a tin can.
by 5ubliminal January 12, 2006
pretty much owned by all easily modded and EXCESSIVELY cheaper imports. also known as the piece of shit american excuse for a sports car.
guy 1: hey you wanna go to the movies? i've got my dads corvette for the night?
guy 2: fuck that. i ain't pushin' no car 6 miles.
guy 2: fuck that. i ain't pushin' no car 6 miles.
by jabba February 24, 2005
A car driven by a limp wristed individual, usually an older white male, who cannot buy a real vehicle, like a McClaren or Lotus, something with real balls. Usually lacking in couth and money.
by anon March 02, 2005
A shitty car that's not all its cracked up to be. It can be owned instantly, anyday if its up against a stock BMW M3.
by pwned739 May 27, 2005