cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.

"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"

by megerachi January 28, 2012

Corooner

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.

The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.

by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020

Caveman cologne

The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.

Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.

by Kykinn March 19, 2011

Al Cologne

Derived from the name of notorious mobster Al Capone and the official title applied to men’s perfume, the term describes career criminals who place more emphasis on their image than their actual role in the underworld.
It intends to signify the individual is weak, because of their feminine characteristics and because of their questionable dedicated to the actual work involved.
Although, it originally referred to the flashy aura that many young Italian-American mobsters sought after during the disco era, it can also be applied to those attempting to emulate the ghetto fabulous image associated with a lot of Hip-Hop music (specifically the crunk genre).
The term was coined by Mickey Featherstone, notorious member of the Westies, a dangerous Irish-American racketeering association based in the Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood on Manhattan’s West Side. They were declared “the most savage organization in the long history of New York street gangs,” by former Mayor of New York, Rudolph Giuliani.

“If you want to see an Al Cologne watch Saturday Night Fever and ATL.” There isn't a scene without a dozen of them.

by Bobby Cusack January 16, 2007

carlogne

Cologne kept in your car in case of emergencies

Man, I was mad stinkin on the way to Jen's place - lucky I had some carlogne in the Jeep.

by jacketman October 10, 2008

cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.

The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt

by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011

Colognedélog

The scented flavor of when you take an enormous steaming log in a floral filled toilet.

I was at my friend's 5 million dollar mansion last week and his toilets were filled with lavender! After I did my business the smell left me with mixed emotions. I asked him about it and he said "Oh yes, that my friend is what you call a Colognedélog!"

by Couchmagnet69 April 20, 2020