cornster

Social site for hipster farmers on the go

Do you have cornster yet?? no, i dont have time to make an account.

by rl da bomb December 19, 2013

Counter Ratio

When you reply to someone's reply on your tweet and ratio them. This only works when they say something like "ratio" "ratioed/ratio'd" or "catch this ratio" in their inital reply.

Person 1: *tweets*
Person 2: "ratio"
Person 3: "how bout you catch this Counter Ratio" *gets more likes*

by xXAssBeater420xX November 6, 2020

Corncer

A person from the Midwest that practices witchcraft. Obviously, they haven't graduated high school. Additionally, they have poor grammar.

Dude 1: Let's go into this graveyard.

Dude2 : Dude don't go in the graveyard, there's some crazy fucking Corncers in there.

by The Don2 February 11, 2007

Cornerbag Blues

When the amount of pot that you have left fills the corner of your baggie, usually about a days worth is left. Its consistency resembles a dry powder, not the soft, stinky nuggets they once were.

I need to call Mr. Nice Guy and get some chronic before I run out. I got a serious case of the Cornerbag Blues.

by The Lucas J March 27, 2009

Corner Scrap

1) Vagina; 2) also known as "pussy"; 3) sometimes may be known as "swamp"

Im headed out to the clubs tonight. Hopin to get me a piece of that corner scrap.

by rws262 December 13, 2009

counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Corner Orangutan

To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.

I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!

Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.

by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011