A big fat fucking turd, no one likes, but usually rides with because they don't have any damn friends.
by PeanutbutterToast September 6, 2015

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023

by Addison Cornish November 23, 2021

by Dark Charizard November 11, 2021

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.
by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

by KineticX49 November 17, 2023
