cop

steal or walk out of a place with

"I went to the dealership and copped me a pimped-out Suburban for 40 G."
"I copped a feel on yo' bitch in that volleyball game, nigga!"

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Cop

Cunts on patrol

Those cops stole all my damn weed and threw me in jail.

by Cop dropper March 20, 2010

cop

A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.

"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls."

---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.

by The Blistering Truth June 24, 2005

cop

1. Colloqial for police officer.
2. To shoot up heroin.
3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.

1. The cop pulled me over for doing 90 in my STi when I should have been doing 40.
2. The punks used to cop out in the back alley during shows.

by tetsoysauce October 12, 2007

cops

Middle class white people who voted for bush and own a bunch of guns and use intimidation and threats to get you to cooperate

Cops: the biggest street gang in america

by J-man49 October 16, 2008

cop

1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification.

2.A sexual pervert. Period.

1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence."

2.Margo Frasier. Period.

by TheBlisteringTruth January 2, 2005

cops

stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew

thanks to them damn cops i have a fucking $186 fine to pay all cops should burn in hell

by marshal mathers August 19, 2006