Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

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Dup of Coom

Stick your fist into the Dup of Coom and draw your fate

by Razorboy September 28, 2017

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Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

by I like soap69 November 13, 2022

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OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.

My ace coom boom is down for whateva.

by Demarcus January 07, 2006

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The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.

Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break

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When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

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The prospect that the Sabres organization never wanted, but that Arizona fans will COOM for.

Imagine trading an Eichel-comp prospect in Coomes and a shit ton of assets for Keller.

by Juice72 September 22, 2020

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