Christian Cooley

The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.

Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked

Christian is such a bully

by Godly Bottle of Urine July 29, 2019

Fooly Cooly

Fooly Cooly is Japanese slang for
1.sex/fornication

2.Something private/an inside joke

Example 1
guy: "hey baby. Last night was fun"
girl:"yeah maybe we can fooly cooly again somtime"
guy: "hell yeah!"

Example 2
*Bad Boy walks up 2 u in the hall*
Bad Boy: "Hey man, u want some of this"

Nerd: "May I ask what the *this* u speak of refers to."

Bad Boy: "U know*.*leans in closer and hands u a small joint* "Some Fooly Cooly*

Nerd: "Hell yeah!!! I need 2 take a break from studying sometime"

*Bad Boy and Nerd then get high*

by JadeyBug March 3, 2009

fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2

fooly cooly pt.1: The act of giving a handjob/fingering
fooly cooly pt.2: The act of giving a blowjob/eating out

"Hey did you get to fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2 with Chelsea last night?"
"Sadly enough, only pt. 1"
"Bummer"

by SamKonDodo March 14, 2008

coolbye

when someone says something really stupid and you want to shut them up really quickly

"I think homework is fun"
"coolbye!"

by Jozzef April 19, 2008

taylor cooley

she is so ugly. she annoys everyone . she no perfect and doesnt deserve nothing .

taylor cooley is dusty

by lemooon April 22, 2016

fooley cooley

A guy who has cameltoe from wearing to tight of pants.
The male(fake) version of a cooley(vagina)

Look at that guy...hes got fooley cooley. What a dork.

by Jason Boze October 6, 2005

cooley wooley

Pronounced: Coo-lee Whoo-lee

1. Someone who thinks they did something cool and then acts like they're the shit.

OR

2. Someone who thinks they're just plain cool.

Examples:

1. Guy1: *Scores high in Dragon Punch* (The game commonly seen at bars, where you punch the fuckin thing to see how strong you are.) *........Walks away.*
Guy2: "...What a cooley wooley..."

2. Guy1: *Wearing a cowboy hat or something faggish at a club*
Guy2: "...Hey, check out that cooley wooley."

by B-son January 15, 2008