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Conticed

The act of looking up what a word means on Urban Dictionary because of someone you met on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare. If you did this and are reading this, "you played yourself" - DJ Khaled
"Ahh man bro, i just got conticed by that guy on the other team"

"Watch this! im gonna Contice this guy"
by Conticer May 3, 2020
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Convict stare

To stare down a female like you haven't gotten any in years.
Walking in the club she felt the convict stares from every direction.
by Rico Cooper March 28, 2020
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Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Conrected

Dam look at connors boner he must be conrected
by promotingsmallyoutubechannels October 17, 2021
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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Plum convinced

Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park
by Ravandeath January 22, 2020
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Unavoidable conviction

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment
In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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