Constacrack

Where the human butt crack is always showing, even when said person is standing up straight.

Did you see Alice the other day? Man she had a bad case of constacrack.

by Albatoss February 18, 2011

Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.

I love Constantin.

by helena September 12, 2003

Constance

Constance is a stunning beautiful person , inside and out . She looks after her friends and will always be there for them . Shes very smart and clumsy and can be bored easily . Everyone loves her and the guys can't have her . She is pale and is asian , and you would be soo dead if you didn't have Constance as a friend . She is gorgeous in every single way and is a big ol' nerd . The name is fantastic and I want it . Who ever doesn't know Constance or can't have her or don't have her name . Your a loserrr , cause shes not perfect but shes wonderful . But needs to learn how to say no , she is too nice sometimes (: . Ooh and she will marry a CodyZimmer sooner or laterr .

Jasmine: I am sooo Lucky to have Constance as a wonderful friend , she is sooo caring unlike you Jessica

Jessica: Yeaah I know , too bad Im not soo close to her , i wishhh .

CodyZ. : Damn it ! I wish I picked Constance over her use-to-be friend ; Jannie or Kianne . She is sooo stunning .

Guy2: Yeaah you shoul've . Mind If I take her shes sooo SEXYYY(: .

by Yourwonderfulfriend(: July 18, 2009

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 16, 2005

Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

constance bay

A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.

Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.

by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014

Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).

By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."

by IamIvan October 2, 2011