Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015

Retail Constipation

When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.

After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.

by Tatar Boss June 5, 2018

Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop

- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

by Pushing poops July 25, 2021

emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

Conspiratorium

Conspiratorium - A Government ran facility where patients diagnosed with certain mental conditions are often compulsorily admitted for very lengthy stays, without contact to the outside world, follow a specific regimented treatment plan and are recommended for treatment by a Government official.

Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.

Jim is one of our success stories, here and the Conspiratorium His mental state had him believing that the government was responsible for nine eleven. We are sure his condition will never, ever return, just have a look at him. He wears that smile always and even sleeps with the same expression.

by Attaboyslim July 3, 2014

constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017