confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 20, 2004

chocolate conquistador

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

by Sandar August 18, 2008

Conquistadore

Someone who duels with the teachers a.k.a they make the teachers so angry they have a screaming match.

John "Mr Detez your fat!"
Mr Deteze "How dare you speak to me that way! How rude, do I go around saying whatever I want? im going to send you to the principles office do you understand?"
John "That doesn't help your fat problem sir!"
Phillip to Friend "whoa that guy can fight like a Conquistadore"

by Sir Gump December 24, 2007

Conqusited

A neologism made from the words "conquered" and "fisted".

I really conqusited her holes last weekend.

by PoisonWord March 2, 2022

conquistador

Gnarly, radical, amazing, genius

Did you see me hit that rail
Yeah that was super conquistador!

by LinguisticHeaven January 18, 2025

Little conquistador

When a spanish midget sticks his head in a big mouth vagina and explores the newly found territory.

I want a little boyfriend so i can he can do the little conquistador to me.

by Dr. Herman Von Veinerschnitzel May 31, 2013