Congration

A sloppy lazy sarcastic "Congratulations".

Congration is a sentence. *sarcastic clap*

by HaING February 5, 2017

Conorsation

1. (v.) is a stimulating conversation held with a male
2. a conversation over status' on facebook

Conor:I want your vagina
Bridget: I want your Penis
Conor: Lets have sex
Bridget: Okay!

Bridget: OMG sarah I had the best conorsation with conor!

by chimichangintia December 18, 2008

Inception Conception

When you get pregnant from sleep sex.

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!

by WithAnE July 2, 2011

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010