dick in a box comeback

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010

Canadian comeback

When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.

"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."

by Ben123212 September 5, 2007

Cobwebbed

When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.

Dude I just got Cobwebbed!

Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.

by Demonitrax September 1, 2010

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

"Comeback Attack"

A "comeback atttack" is when you say something mean to someone and they immediately start yelling out random comebacks.

Person: I told Jennifer that her hair was ugly and she totally had a "Comeback Attack"!

by skooby-doo October 3, 2008

comjebo

A simple word meaning a donkey's tail hair.

WHOA! THAT DUDE LOOKS LIKE A COMJEBO!

by youtuber999 March 25, 2011

cobwebbed it

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.

I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off

by Runner muck February 5, 2014